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WIENERMANIA! by Sally J. Maisel

MARTINI WEENIES

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things...

NOT!!!

Two of my favorite things are a dry martini and a warm wiener. So it stands to reason that there couldn't be anything better than combining the two: thus we have

COCKTAIL WIENERS!

One cute wiener in a martini glass
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Artist: Andrea

Even better, for those who want a double
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Artist: Terry Pond

This time, a double made one fall to the floor
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Artist: M Truitt

Lots and lots of martini weenies
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Artist: Diana Digonis

When cocktail wieners gather...
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Artist: Leigh Rubin

IS THERE ANYTHING MORE ROMANTIC THAN MARTINIS AND WIENERS?

First, start with the perfectly mixed drink.
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Source: Hot Diggity Dog collection

Find a romantic spot for a tete a tete.
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Artist: Kimberly Helgeson Sams

Martinis often lead to greater closeness.
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Artist: Randal Parker

Finish off the night relaxing in the hot tub.
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Artist: Vern

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Visit your local watering hole.
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Martinis--helping women love wieners since 1937. Enjoy one today!

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