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WIENERMANIA! by Sally J. Maisel

One of television's most popular shows presents celebrities strutting their stuff and displaying their moves on the dance floor.  

 
But you haven't seen great dancing until you've seen....

DANCING 

WITH THE 

WIENERS

Take a gander at the natural rhythm of these fleet-footed wieners as they show off their moves.

For a taste of the Islands:

Aloha. OY!
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This hula babe must have had a Hollywood costumer.
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Artist: Terry Pond

Enjoy some shake-your-booty disco:

Only a wiener could have a disco ball on his tail.
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The shoes, the suit, the stance. Too groovy, man.
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Enough to make Chubby Checker jealous:

Not ironic, just a Twist.
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Artist: Laurel Peterson Gregory

In the Teutonic mood:

Will these wieners do the Chicken Dance?
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Classical Talent:

Talent to rival The Black Swan.
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Artist: Wienertales.com

The old Soft Shoe:

Or do we call this the old Soft Paw?
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Traditional:

A winning dance team.
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The next time your wiener lifts his leg, it may just be to show off his dancing skills.

Visit your local watering hole.
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Still longing for those dog days of summer? Well, hot dog! You can still revisit them by clicking on the link below

Wieners on Buns

Martinis--helping women love wieners since 1937. Enjoy one today!

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